Paul

When you meet Paul, he is the real deal. Need to feel safe from an alien attack, be near Paul. Volcanoes erupting, be near Paul. Need to rescue someone in a foreign nation, that may cost you... but ask Paul. Please don't ask for his last name, he is as chilled as they come, and is a personal friend of the founder. He is on loan from some secret squirrel stuff, but if there is anyone you want by your side, in any scenario, its Paul.